Consider today's blog post the shakedown to the real shakedown. The real shakedown is going to be taking a week-long bouldering trip and writing a short booklet about it, kind of like a non-fiction novella. And that will be shakedown for the REAL trip, which will be a multi-month bouldering trip through the American Southwest. Or maybe it will be a multi-month trip to Europe: Spain, Portugal, France, Switzerland, Italy, Slovenia. Or maybe it will be another trip to Latin America. The point is it will be the shakedown for a multi-month trip that I write a book about, much like I did about Eastern Europe in 2014.
Now, how to start today's shakedown to the shakedown?
I guess I could start with the current state of my climbing, since the real shakedown will be a climbing trip.
So far I've climbed:
Lots of V3's
Six V4's
Two V5's
Zero V6's
Zero V7's
Zero V8-V17's
As you can see, the hardest boulder problem I've climbed is V5. Until recently, V4's were generally a fight to the death for me. But then something clicked. I started training front levers. I started getting my gut in order. I started WORKING, which meant I couldn't climb as much, which meant I recovered better. And something clicked with my climbing, and I started getting better.
But NOW, TODAY, things are a bit different. I was just in Mexico for two weeks. I smoked a ton of rollies while I was there. I didn't pull down on ANYTHING while I was there, unless you count pulling down on the water in front of me to paddle my surfboard. Which was the point, of course. Not pulling. I wanted to take a two-week break from climbing, and that's exactly what I did.
But now I'm back, and I'm weak.
The first session back in the gym was of course the day after I got back. I warmed up on a bunch of yellows, reds and greens, then did a crimpy but easy purple on the slab/vertical wall, and then started trying some harder stuff. I tried an orange that shut me down. I tried a blue that shut me down. I tried ANOTHER blue that shut me down. Finally, I flashed an orange that was kind of fun and decided to call it a day. My body was whispering, "Please stop now. Don't hurt me." And usually when it's just whispering I say, "OK. Just a little bit more" and it says, "OK, I'm going to start breaking down" and then I keep climbing and SORT OF hurt myself, but mostly just kind of strain things, but that didn't happen the other day. I actually stopped. And so today, a couple days later, not having smoked cigs and having eaten decently, I feel pretty good. Well, no, not pretty good. But I feel better than Wednesday.
I'm supposed to fast till two today. But I really want some cacao. Should I get some cacao. Should I go to Trader Joe's?
This Seattle water tastes like pool water. Damnit.
So that's the plan: Start doing shakedown posts here, then do a week-long shakedown trip, then do a three-four month trip where I write about bouldering and life every day. Everyday. Every day.
My last outside sesh was with Jessa in which I sent Gimme Back My Id V5. This problem, let it be known, is pronounced Gimme Back My "Ihd," as in "rhymes with 'it' but with a 'd' sound," not ID as in identification, as it's commonly MISPRONOUNCED. I mean, the whole boulder has a psychology/Sigmund Freud theme right? Leggo My EGO (not "eggo") V6, Sigmund Freud V4, and finally Gimme Back My Id V5.
Jessa climbed both the V2's and started trying the V5 and was stoked. I warmed up on the V2's, doing them a few times, and then started trying the moves on the V5 and was also stoked. And then after feeling quite warm I started giving it redpoint burns.
Oh! Oh!
But let me not forget that BEFORE I started giving it redpoint burns, I stuck the big move to the lip, which I hadn't done before and which gave me tons of confidence that it would go that day. Because at that point I had done ALL the moves. Not some of the moves. All the moves.
In a few words I'm going to lie down and read The Half Life of Valery K, but for now I have to get to 750 words so I can be halfway done, since the goal for this shakedown post is 1500 words.
Anyway.
Back to the Gimme Back My Id sesh.
I started giving it redpoint burns after sticking the dyno, and sent it on like the third or fourth try. The send go felt quite easy. This boulder gave me less problems than a lot of the V4's I've sent, though to be fair it does share the first move of a V4 that I had put a lot of work into (Sigmund Freud). But it's interesting because Harlow Huber (Leavenworth YouTuber extraordinaire) thinks this is HARDER than Leggo My Ego, which is a V6. He thinks Leggo should be a V5. And Leggo completely shuts me down every time I try it, so I guess that's just testament to different people being good at different stuff. For me, working Gimme Back My Id was an absolute dream. The progress was so linear. It's not often you have that linear progress. Usually there's a stopper move. But with U2 (my first V3), and maybe a few others like Sigmund Freud V4, Zelda Rails V4, The Giant's Nose V4 (Squamish), the progress was quite linear, which is more than quite satisfying. But I've never worked a problem where the progress was as linear as it was with Gimme. Each day making new links, getting a little bit closer. And then suddenly you can do all the moves. And then suddenly you're sending.
OK I shall take a break now, friends, and be back in a bit to finish off this blog post. This shakedown post.
OK, I'm back. I read The Half Life of Valery K for a bit (I'm loving it), and then I went to the bathroom and got my big puffy jacket on the way. Yesterday was an experiment in fashion. Jessa and I went to H&M where I spent like $160, but only the last $70 I had to pay for out of pocket because the rest I had a gift card for. I'm not a huge H&M fan anymore, but I had a gift card. Sue me. They make some cool stuff, it just doesn't last. And it was made by four year olds in Bangladesh. And it's the worst quality ever, like it's already falling apart as you take it out of the store. And it's made by four year olds in Bangladesh.
But I got a sick jacket.
I'm not wearing deodorant. I'm trying to figure out when I'm climbing today, and who with. Might be with Adi, might be with Jessa, might be alone. I'd LOVE if it were with Anna, but I don't have her number anymore. And she didn't seem all that stoked to climb with me in the first place. And she has boyfriend who she talks about constantly. Or I guess I should say TALKED about, since our relationship is firmly past tense. She works for Google. I don't work for Google. God I desperately want cacao right now.
Does this mean I desperately want caffeine?
I'm wondering if the 1,500 word thing is a little much. I mean, just having a word minimum in general. Do word minimums work? Is everything I've written up to this point drivel? Probably. Definitely. But that's ok. No one will read this. Maybe a couple people will read this, but not a lot of people will read this. They'll read this and think, Wow, Mark's still trying to write, and he'd really not getting better. It's been 20 years and he literally hasn't improved as a writer. And that's completely fine. I've never written for fame. I've always written because I've loved it, because I need to. I know it's weird to say you NEED to write, but I kind of do. I'm certainly not doing it for the money. Though I've always thought it would be kind of cool to only live off writing. I would starve to death in like a week.
The Half Life of Valery K.
Gimme Back My Id.
A gym sesh today either alone or with Jessa.
A Rebbl cacao maca drink.
Some sardines?
Some cider later?
An interpreter test tomorrow that I'm probably going to fail.
Shoreline.
The City of Shoreline.
My nephew's soccer game.
The fucking rain and clouds and fucking gloom and the fact that it's fucking dark at fucking 5:30pm and only one of my fucking headlights works.
Rachel.
Mexico.
The fucking gloom.
Fruit plates.
Saladita.
The water so clear beneath me.
Us sitting on the porch.
Touching arms, touching thighs.
The hot hot heat and paddling in the water and being NEXT to someone and then being back in Seattle and it's fucking gloomy and the fucking gloom and the fucking gloom and the fucking gloom.
And my fucking job that's bullshit.
And the fact that I'm taking this fucking interpreter test.
The Half Life of Valery K.