So, you're probably wondering what the tacky PayPal donation thing is on the right side of this page. And you're probably thinking "But this website sucks, why would I ever donate?" And faithful reader, I'm sorry, but I don't really have an answer for you. But I CAN tell you that you will benefit almost as much from your donation as I will (see: you will hardly benefit at all). So loosen those pockets. Empty those pockets. Go on and buy Wetzler a drink. Or a meal. Or a smashing night out on the town. Or a ticket to Rio....
Here's the donation scheme (all prices USD):
$5 -- A drink
For a measly five dollars hard American currency you can buy your pal Wetzler a drink. Right now that drink would probably be Pisco, since I'm in Peru (and actually in the city of Pisco). Not only will I drink this drink thinking of you but I will post a PICTURE of me drinking this drink with a caption dedicated to you. So bomb.
$10 -- A meal
Same deal with the drink except I will eat a meal. And probably a fairly nice meal, since $10 USD will buy you a nice meal pretty much anywhere south of the border. Again, I will document the crap out of this meal (see: I will take one (1) photo) and dedicate it to you. I can taste the ceviche already. Or the empanadas.
$20 -- A night on the town
We're getting into the big bucks now! For just $20 USD you can treat Wetzler (and yourself, vicariously) to a night out on the town! I promise to get rejected by at least three (3) girls, drink at least two (2) white russians and post at least one (1) video of myself dancing, much to my embarrassment and much to the embarrassment of those around me. And the night willl all be dedicated to you, faithful donor. A souvenir you can show your grandkids.
$50 -- City Dedication (within 100k of current route)
Now, this one is kind of cool. For the next donation price of $50 I will go to any city of your choosing that is more or less on the route I am currently traveling, stay there, write about it, take photos of it, and dedicate it to you. That's right, it's like your very own city, except you've probably A) Never been there and B) Never will. But that's why I'LL go there. So you don't have to take the trouble. And I'll take a couple photos, too.
$100 -- City Dedication (ANYWHERE WITHIN 300K)
Same thing as before except here I will go anywhere you damn please as long as it's within 300k of where I currently am or 300k of a place I'm going (right now just to give you reference I'm in Pisco, Peru and headed South (see: Souf)). It's a steal! Get your city while it lasts!
$250 -- ONE WEEK OF ALL INCLUSIVE VACATION (for me)
For the amazing price of $250 I will treat yourself (see: myself) to one week of traveling. And by one week of traveling I mean that for one week I will do whatever you want. I will go to the cities you want, do the hikes you want, eat the food you want, speak the Spanish you want, and of course will document it like crazy so it will be like you did all these same things without ever having to leave the comfort of your La
-Z-Boy (or Girl). There will be photos, there will be video, and there will even be an INTERVIEW with YOU so you can tell me why you chose the places you did and how unsatisfied you are with your donation. So don't hesitate. Start 'a clickin'.
$500 -- One week with YOU
This is pretty much the coolest thing ever (next to the one you're about to read). For the limited time price of $500 you get one week of traveling A LA Wetzler with, you guessed it, Wetzler. We'll hitchhike, we'll camp, we'll surf, we'll dance, we'll probably smoke at least one cigarette, and we'll have the time of our lives. We'll go to my favorite places and basically live it up in grandiose fashion. It will be the trip of a lifetime, that much I can guarantee.*
NOTE: COST DOES NOT INCLUDE AIRFARE TO WHEREVER I AM
$10,000 -- The OK, Fuck It tour
I'm putting this on here because, fuck it, maybe someone will go for it. Some hapless soul. But it really is the big bertha of all trips. For this donation price we go to every single one of Wetzler's Top 10 Destinations for Radness. Doesn't matter where they are. Places like Lofoten, Norway; Barrow, Alaska; and Nuqui, Colombia are high on the list. Places I've been to before and places I've only dreamed about. This is it. This is your life (or something).
OK well that's all for now. If you have any more questions about donating don't hesitate to ask. And of course PayPal is secure and all that stuff (it's PayPal). I look forward to drinks and meals and nights out on the town!
Yours,
Wetzler
*OK I guarantee it will be rad but that's about it**.
**OK I guarantee nothing.
Here's the donation scheme (all prices USD):
$5 -- A drink
For a measly five dollars hard American currency you can buy your pal Wetzler a drink. Right now that drink would probably be Pisco, since I'm in Peru (and actually in the city of Pisco). Not only will I drink this drink thinking of you but I will post a PICTURE of me drinking this drink with a caption dedicated to you. So bomb.
$10 -- A meal
Same deal with the drink except I will eat a meal. And probably a fairly nice meal, since $10 USD will buy you a nice meal pretty much anywhere south of the border. Again, I will document the crap out of this meal (see: I will take one (1) photo) and dedicate it to you. I can taste the ceviche already. Or the empanadas.
$20 -- A night on the town
We're getting into the big bucks now! For just $20 USD you can treat Wetzler (and yourself, vicariously) to a night out on the town! I promise to get rejected by at least three (3) girls, drink at least two (2) white russians and post at least one (1) video of myself dancing, much to my embarrassment and much to the embarrassment of those around me. And the night willl all be dedicated to you, faithful donor. A souvenir you can show your grandkids.
$50 -- City Dedication (within 100k of current route)
Now, this one is kind of cool. For the next donation price of $50 I will go to any city of your choosing that is more or less on the route I am currently traveling, stay there, write about it, take photos of it, and dedicate it to you. That's right, it's like your very own city, except you've probably A) Never been there and B) Never will. But that's why I'LL go there. So you don't have to take the trouble. And I'll take a couple photos, too.
$100 -- City Dedication (ANYWHERE WITHIN 300K)
Same thing as before except here I will go anywhere you damn please as long as it's within 300k of where I currently am or 300k of a place I'm going (right now just to give you reference I'm in Pisco, Peru and headed South (see: Souf)). It's a steal! Get your city while it lasts!
$250 -- ONE WEEK OF ALL INCLUSIVE VACATION (for me)
For the amazing price of $250 I will treat yourself (see: myself) to one week of traveling. And by one week of traveling I mean that for one week I will do whatever you want. I will go to the cities you want, do the hikes you want, eat the food you want, speak the Spanish you want, and of course will document it like crazy so it will be like you did all these same things without ever having to leave the comfort of your La
-Z-Boy (or Girl). There will be photos, there will be video, and there will even be an INTERVIEW with YOU so you can tell me why you chose the places you did and how unsatisfied you are with your donation. So don't hesitate. Start 'a clickin'.
$500 -- One week with YOU
This is pretty much the coolest thing ever (next to the one you're about to read). For the limited time price of $500 you get one week of traveling A LA Wetzler with, you guessed it, Wetzler. We'll hitchhike, we'll camp, we'll surf, we'll dance, we'll probably smoke at least one cigarette, and we'll have the time of our lives. We'll go to my favorite places and basically live it up in grandiose fashion. It will be the trip of a lifetime, that much I can guarantee.*
NOTE: COST DOES NOT INCLUDE AIRFARE TO WHEREVER I AM
$10,000 -- The OK, Fuck It tour
I'm putting this on here because, fuck it, maybe someone will go for it. Some hapless soul. But it really is the big bertha of all trips. For this donation price we go to every single one of Wetzler's Top 10 Destinations for Radness. Doesn't matter where they are. Places like Lofoten, Norway; Barrow, Alaska; and Nuqui, Colombia are high on the list. Places I've been to before and places I've only dreamed about. This is it. This is your life (or something).
OK well that's all for now. If you have any more questions about donating don't hesitate to ask. And of course PayPal is secure and all that stuff (it's PayPal). I look forward to drinks and meals and nights out on the town!
Yours,
Wetzler
*OK I guarantee it will be rad but that's about it**.
**OK I guarantee nothing.
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